| My Stats |
| Name | Danielle 'Lily' Squirts |
| Marital Status | My polycule of extraordinary kinkysexual partners boasts 17 healthy, happy long term relationships. I have achieved Kung Fu in love, sex, and polyamory |
| Gender | XX |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Weight / body type | (150lbs) legs forever, with curves in all the right places. |
| Eyes | blue |
| Hair | Fiery brunette nearly always sporting the freshly fucked look |
| Dress size | 8/10 |
| Shoes Size | 8 |
| Surgery? | None. All Natural |
| Race/Ethnicity | Census Says: White American |
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| Personal Stats |
| Where Do You Live | Austin, TX |
| Highest Level of Education | career student |
| Religion | Quantum Physics |
| Occupation | Model-escorting, Holistic Wellness, Yoga and Fitness Pro |
| Smoker | Obnoxious non-smoker - highly allergic |
| Hobbies | learning how to wind-surf, collecting rhinos, reading |
| Wine, Champagne, Beer, or Mixed Drinks | Ganja and sparkling water from a glass bottle - with fresh lime, please. I can get in plenty of trouble sober. |
| Languages Spoken | English, Spanglish, Love, Touch |
| A/C or Fresh Air | Fresh Air |
| Silk or Leather | yes |
| Coke or Pepsi | Topo Chico |
| Thunderstorms- Cool or Scary | cooool! |
| Roller coaster- Exciting or Deadly | Exciting |
| Righty or Lefty | Ambidextrous! Curious? |
| Dream Car | one that can fly in the air and does not require gas |
| Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years | Enjoying life...same as right now! |
| If You Could Live Anytime in History, When | right here, right now |
| What Do You Wear To Bed | nothing |
| What Do You Think Of Ouija Boards | I don't |
| What Is Under Your Bed Right Now | The Giant rolling leather duffle of perversion and debauchery |
| Glass Half-Empty or Half-Full | OMGoddess My cup runneth over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over |
| I want to make sure you don't see me, what are your biggest turn offs? | Being asked questions clearly and redundantly answered on my site, ads, and posts. Getting excited about a potential tryst only to end up teased when you fail to follow through. |
| Obsessions? | Orgasms, Facilitating first experiences - popping a cherry, and then another. |
| What Is The Best Feeling In The World | To love, and be loved for exactly who we are. |
| Romance/Sex | Passion |
| Times in Love? | always |
| What Do You Notice First About the Opposite Sex | i am not limited to the opposite sex |
| Most Romantic Thing You Have Ever Done | There is no way most people would understand the answer to this question! |
| What Puts You In a Passionate Mood | What doesn't? |
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| My Favorites |
| Color | purple and green - green is also my favorite flavor, texture, and scent. |
| Movie | Zombieland - Rule #2 Double Tap |
| Holiday | PRIDE |
| Sound | my lover's orgasm |
| Smell | shower fresh skin |
| Place | Nearly anywhere i am allowed to be naked - outside, with music, fire, condoms, and an audience. |
| Music | Wow, too many choices, I LOVE music. |
| Literature | Bibliophile! My realtor during a showing: "Don't let the seven overflowing bookshelves fool you. Opening any cabinet, wardrobe, cupboard, or closet risks a deluge of books." |
| Food | sushi/sashimi |
| What is more important to you, career or love? | love, Love, LOVE |
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| Personal Preferences of Relationships I seek |
| Race and/or Ethnicity | ALL - I may yet complete a world tour. I am certain I must have set some sort of record by now. |
| Body Type | Healthy, not sick/contagious. Individuals with disabilities and chronic non-contagious conditions such as Parkinson's, CP, MS, paralysis, amputation or other disfigurement, confined to a wheelchair or bed - i got you. You are loved and welcomed and i will rock your world, and then stabilize your orbit, and then rock it again. |
| Smoking | I am 420 friendly but highly allergic to cigarette smoke. Kindly refrain while with me, unless we are outside. |
| Drinking | Please indulge as you wish, as long as it doesn't compromise your arousal or integrity. |